Humour or humor in English language

It's a well known fact that humor prolongs life. Well... at least Russian humor does it for Russians and English - for the English. Read it and enjoy the secret of English longevity. If you don't even smile while reading, it means that either you don't understand English or you are not an Englishmen.

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A hunter killed a deer and brought it home. He decided to serve venison (the meat from a deer is called venison) for supper.

He knew his children wouldn't eat it if they knew what it was - they loved the film Bambi - so he didn't tell them.

His young son, Joey, kept asking him, "What's for supper, dad?"

"Wait and see," said his dad.

Finally they started eating supper and his daughter, Mary, asked what they were eating.

"Ok," said her dad, "Here's a hint. It's what your mother sometimes calls me."

His daughter screamed, "Joey! Quick, spit it out! We're eating asshole!"

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Note 1: Some married people often call their partner "dear". For example, "Are you alright, dear?" The pronunciation is the same as for "deer".
Note 2: Some married people sometimes call their partner "asshole". This is not nice, but it's important for the joke!

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